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Grampy vs. Papagry

by Sloom

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1.
Welcome Back Grandpa 01:11
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hello grandpa over here There is nothing you have to fear Im just welcoming you back and I want that prize in your ass crack We're both gonna finish it's not a race Just lay your prize onto my face I dont want to struggle it isnt a fight Just present yourself to me and make it right I give you it all and make sure no one saw What I like to do with my loving grandpa
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A City Under Siege 02:22
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Hurry....In here.... -What is that thing???? I have no Idea.....It's a monster....What, other than a monster could do this kind of destruction..... =Arrr....I know who it is..... -You do? =Arr....Yes I do....That monster is a cursed monster....A beast of the sea trapped inside of a license plate...... -A License plate.... =Arr....Do I stutter?? Yes a license plate......The beast inside took me whole crew out two summers ago...... Why is it in the city? =Arr....That I do not know... -What is that thing called =Arr....that beast is known to us sea folk as Papagry...... Papagry..... =Arr....yes...papagry.....Papagry must be stopped.... How do we do that? =Arr....I do not know, but what I do know is this....If no one can stop Papagry, then there will be nothing left of Plano, Tx.
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A Rivalry Renewed 02:00
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Hello grandpa good morning Sorry to wake you we;re just so horny Your performance last night was something to applaud Now bend us both over and give us your rod Please hit us real hard and make us..... _Not now kiddos......Something serious is happening in town..... What is it grandpa..do you think we can help Just hit us with your paddle and leave us more welts _no no....this is serious....an old foe of mine is terrorizing the town.....I thought I had stopped him before but he has returned..... an old enemy, what's he want with you Just hit us one time with the bottom of your shoe _I've got to go right now.....I am the only one who knows how to stop papagry.....Grampy will be back soon to play Good luck grandpa and please come back Because it is our ass that you need to pack
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We Meet Again 03:12
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Yes...Yes....YES!!!! Everyone cower in fear to your new master, Papagry....Soon enough....All of you will be under my command.....I will rule once more...... =Tsk Tsk Tsk......I thought the years would've treated you better, my old nemisis. And who might you be you old fool? =You don't recognize the one who bested you many a years ago in a duel? You.....You're the one who trapped me in this License plate.....How dare you, in your condition show yourself to me and expect mercy...... =I may be older, but I can fend for myself.......And remember, it is I who showed you mercy by not killing you, but trapping you in a licence plate and bolting you onto that car in Arizona. All those hot summer days, bolted to that car...Plotting my revenge against you old cretin....Fortunately for me, my step brother, Sandpiper, was loyal enough to track me down and rear end the car I was bolted to causing me to fly off the car into the air, leaving me free to carry out my fathers wishes to rid the world of not only licence plates, but registration of any sort to any vehicle. To be able to ride without identity. =How ironic that it is that you yourself are a License plate. The thing your father despised most.. I will be the last license plate there is and when I ride, you will know that you are riding near Papagry.......
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Round Two 03:04
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Old man....Do you think you can beat me twice....as old as you are? =Just like last time, i'll make this quick and painless...Now where are my boxing gloves....Did I forget to bring them??? You old fool.....You really think those boxing gloves will help against the great Papagry? =I was raised to fight with honor. With gloves and no hitting beneath the belt....Now where are those damned gloves......I cannot find my gloves.....How can I fight without my gloves.....Where are my gloves........I couldve sworn I brought my gloves....I cannot defeat Papagry without my gloves......How could I be so stupid and not bring my gloves..... This ends now old man......This is where you die...... -here you go grandpa, i brought you your gloves... the ones that you use to spank us with love Oh thank you so much.....Now I can defeat Papagry....Come here you damned license plate.... NO!!!!You got me.......This cannot be... =Hold still....... no......this cannot be..... =One more punch........... You may have bested me once again old man.......but k now this, my son will avenge me.....He is much more powerful than I ever was.......May your end come at the hands of Papagry the II. Come on, lets go home...... Yes, lets go home and get something to eat We have the perfect ass that I know you'd like to beat You're the best hero the best of them all Now lay in bed with us, our loving grandpa......

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released April 26, 2019

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