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Carper

by Sloom

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1.
Locked Out of Hell 02:36
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The illegitimate son of Satan and a lesser demon As a boy I never felt love from the man in that tomb who called the shots and brought all sinners their doom I acted out, my mother slapped me in the mouth, I was never to disrespect my unholy father One night I snuck into his room, while he was asleep. I doused him with holy water He almost was gone, I would have gotten what I want if I succeeded in killing my father He survived the attempt, his medics slept near to him, and Satan’s fury was wrought upon me, his wicked kid He ripped my mother apart in front of my eyes, after all she was a less than a concubine And then his other children fucked her remains, finishing themselves onto my crying face My father just laughed and pointed his hand to the door, he banished me to Earth as I sobbed on the floor My punishment was to live among men, that day I learned to never cross my father, Satan
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Provo, Utah 01:46
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I spawned in Provo, Utah in the middle of the day The townsfolk looked on in disarray At this demon child that had spawned from the ground They ran away in fear and I ran from the crowd I hid in an alley for days and I feasted on trash When I figured out how to change my appearance I had a demonic power to morph into whatever I pleased The townsfolk would no longer be afraid of me I lived my life as a human and did what I could I kept a low profile and survived, life was good Years passed and I found work in a fossil museum I was a grown and happy man, was the realm of the living my haven?
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-alert- 01:07
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4.
Karaoke Night 03:36
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5.
Bar Talk 02:24
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I see, I understand now, I will help you both out We’ll create demons out of humans to send to Hell But the way you’re going bout it is all wrong These karaoke slaughters will get you nowhere We must find a way to send more human beings to Hell I have an idea, it’ll take some doing But once we’re done and successful it’ll kill a few million Meet me in Monowi, Nebraska in a week. Bring all the weapons you have
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-free press- 00:42
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Roy and Susan On the Road 00:48
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Roy: I wonder what Carper’s got planned with this Monowi Karaoke Extravaganza? Susan: I don’t know, Roy. But I’m sure it’ll be good. Working this closely with a real life demon will put us in great standing with the cult leaders. We’ll move up the ranks very quickly! Roy: That’s true, hun. But Carper was banished from Hell by Satan. Everyone knows that. He was banished because he tried to kill his father. Shouldn’t we be worried about his motives? Susan: That’s true baby. But we gotta have faith. I think he may be trying to prove to his father that he deserves to go back to Hell. Every demon belongs in Hell. Let’s at least see what he’s up to.
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The Monowi Karaoke Extravaganza 07:41
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9.
The Demonic Gift 05:11
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It was the first time I’d transformed in many years I transformed into my demon form in front of all those people I watched as they cowered in fear Scrambling to get away from the giant demon in their presence I watched as they tripped over their friends The others who had been taken out by Roy and Susan Was this to be my final act? I was unsure but I had to impress Satan I thought of the day he banished me to Earth I landed on the ground in Provo, I felt no worth I had repressed the embarrassment And from losing my mother, my depression It all grew inside of me As I watched the karaoke lovers cower before me My skin began to grow more skin All of my limbs began to extend My arms and legs and neck extended for what seemed like miles My extended limbs crushed them, millions, the screams This was my demonic gift Would this please Satan? *Carper panting* "Who are you?"
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The Geese 02:23
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We are the Geese, the messengers of Satan Your Offering has pleased him, but there is one more task Let the human forces take you and put you in their prisons If your followers come for you, you win your place on the throne of Hell If they lack faith in you, you will suffer whatever fate the humans see fit Your Offering has given your father many soldiers from the upcoming war They will reject the seed of the impending messiah Well done, Carper. You have redeemed yourself in the eyes of the Dark Lord. Good luck on the final task. May the human cult leaders follow you and give us even more sheep to lead to the slaughter. *Carper panting*: "I surrender. I surrender, you cretins. I surrender."

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released April 14, 2019

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