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Dee 2: The Deequel

by Sloom

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Letter to Dee 02:52
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Dear Dee, I hope everything is going well for you with the success you are having staring in Tyler Perry films. The classmates and I had a really good show last night and were rewarded by the men in the pit. They allowed us to watch a portion of Boo!. You were great. I wish I could say I was surprised by your performance, but I know how special you are. You've always had it in you to be great. Unfortunately, I am not writing you just to congratulate you on your success. Things are getting much worse here in the Pit. They are giving us less and less food everyday. As you know, when we would have a good show, each of us would recieve a strip of bologna and three green skittles. Now, food isn't even guarenteed for great shows. One of the new classmates got two fifth grade questions correct and helped the contestant move on to the million dollar question, but because the contestant did not answer the million dollar question correct, the student was punished because, as one of the Colns stated, she didn't react as disapointed as she should have when the question was answered wrong. We don't know what they did to her for her punishment, but Emily hasn't been the same. I feel as I am starving to death because rather than feed us equal portions, the Colns have us put into a cage where we are to fight for the food using cattle prods and cactus leaves for their entertainment. Hurting my fellow classmates and getting hurt myself doesn't seem worth a third of a Twix bar, but we are starving and have no other choice. The only saving grace this place had was that we had each other, but now that these new guidelines and punishments have been implemented, we've grown apart and now this place truly is Hell. So I ask of you, Dee, if there is anything you can do from the outside world to help those of us who are being tortured for no reason, it would mean the world to us. You are the only one who knows what we are going through. You are the only one who can save us. Please help. Yours truly, Spencer
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Glamorous Life 03:53
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T- We're almost at your new house, Dee. D- Really, Mr. Perry!? My own house?? T-Yes, Dee. Your very own mansion. You didn't think that with all that money you made by starring in another one of my successful and hilarious films, that you wouldn't be able to buy a mansion. D- I've never worked for money before. I used to get paid in slices of bologna and skittles on Are you Smarter than a 5th grader. T- hahaha...You are one funny kid, Dee, with a wild imagination. That's why we chose you to star in my film. A mind like yours only comes once in a generation. Reminds me of me when I was a ki.......DAMMIT EDDY!!!! Can I please get some elbow room over here?? E- Hey it's me, Eddy No-Elbow-Room Smeddy. Tyler, my name is Eddy No-Elbow-Room Smeddy. You know I will not do that. T- Okay, whatever. Anyway, Dee, what was I saying? Oh yes, You remind me of when I was a kid. Mind full of wonder. An imagination that could take me anywhere in the world. If you harness your talents in the right way, you could do anything you want. Even be like me. D- You really think so, Mr. Perry? T- I know so, kid. Now here we are. Your very own house that you earned all by yourself. D- WOW!!! OH MY GOD!!! Is this really all mine?? T- It sure is kid. You have five bedrooms, four bathrooms, a game room, a swimming pool, a basketball court with every part of the house decorated with KISS memorabilia, all designed by me. D- This is the greatest thing in the whole wide world. I am so grateful, Mr. Perry. T- That's not all, Dee. D- It's not? T- It's not. I remember when I met you on the set of Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader and hearing you mention just how much you love pigs. D- Yes, Mr. Perry. I do love pigs. I love them so much. T- Well, as a special gift from me to you, I decided to get you... D= You got me my own pig?? T- No, Dee. I didn't get you a pig. I got you a farm full of pigs. All for you. Twenty four pigs for you to love and care for. D- AAAAHHAHHHHAAHHHH!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!! AHAHAHAAHA T- I am, Dee. Im glad you enjoy it. Now remember, you have to care and love and watch over these pigs. I also got you a manual on how to care for pigs. It came in the mail, which I already checked for you. I think you got a letter from one of your old pals from back on the 5th grader set, as well. Anyway, Dee, I hope you like all of this. I have to run. Got another successful movie to make. Have a great time, Dee. E- My name is Eddy No-Elbow-Room Smeddy. Bye, Dee!
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Dee's True Power 02:59
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This is the best thing in the world. Oh wow, look at the time. I've been out here for almost eight hours. I should maybe get these pigs in the pen, clean up and order some food. Alright my piggies. It's time to go into the pen. Seriously guys! I've been out here for eight hours now. I have to go inside. Seriously guys! Get into the pen. This is really hard. Mr. Perry didn't tell me how hard this was going to be. I need to sit down. How am I going to get them into the pen? I've been at it for an hour and they just won't listen. I just want them to listen to me. Hey there Mr. Pig. Can I pet you?? You're so soft. I love you all, but why won't you listen to me. I just want you guys to go into your pen so I can eat and go to sleep. I'll be out again tomorrow, but I cannot just let you guys run around in the middle of the night. I don't want you guys to get hurt. Please, will you just go into the pen and maybe the other pigs will follow? Im begging you Mr. Pig. Just go into the pen. OH NO!! Im so sorry I didn't mean to shock you. Are you okay? Mr. Pig....Are you alright. I'm sorry I... Mr. Pig, you went into your pen? I cannot believe it. What happened? Was it my shock? I hope I didn't hurt it. Mr. Pig, can you help me get the other pigs into the pen? Oh my god... He is getting the other pigs into the pen....Maybe the shock had an effect on him. Let me try on another. Hey, piggy, come here. Can you run to the front door and back for me? OH my god!!! She's doing it. This is amazing. It doesnt even seem to be hurting them at all either. This is really fun.....
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A Shock from the Past 04:30
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Alright my pig army. Gather in groups of eight, select the pig in your group who has the best oink sound and have the one pig in each group with the most powerful oink then walk up to me and present me with their oink. The winning pig and their group will get extra slop for dinner tonight. Alright, lets go pigs. Pig 1: OINKK That was really good, Artemus. Now for group two. Step up, Sally. Pig 2: OIINNKK!! Oh my, hahaha. That was a good one, Sally. Way to step it up this go around. Aright, Benjamin. You're up. Let's see if you can redeem yourself from last night's performance. Pig 3: OOIINNNKKKKKK!!!!!!! AHHHHHH Oh my gosh, Benjamin. That was amazing. How were you able to improve the volume of your oink that much in just twenty-four hours? That's amazing! Great job, all of you. You're all getting so big and strong now. Everyone gets extra slop tonight. Now, line up in a single file line and run to your pens on my command. On your mark. Get set. GO!! Goodnight everybody. Whew.. What a night. Lets relax and watch some tv. Oh hey, it's spencer. He's still on the show. Good for him. I hope he's doing great. I almost forgot, he wrote me a letter a few weeks back that I forgot to read. I should see how he's doing.
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Close Ranks 03:11
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Spencer........Lauren.......Mateo.......Jeff........ How could I forget about what happened to me? How could I not remember where I came from? Where all this came from...Where it all started.....How could I........how could I do that........Lauren....I'm sorry.....I can't believe I did that to you......How could I.......how could I do something so reckless and evil and just now come to terms with it? What happened to me? What happened to everyone there? Why was I the one who got to leave? What can I do? Can I do anything? There's nothing I can do. I am powerless.. { You remind me of when I was a kid. Mind full of wonder. An imagination that could take me anywhere in the world. If you harness your talents in the right way, you could do anything you want. Even be like me.} That's right. I can do anything. I Am Dee. I can save these kids. Free them from the oppression those bastards are putting them through, and rectify my past mistakes. But I can't do it alone. I'm just a thirteen year old boy... I can't take down an entire crew of adults alone. Even with my powers, I am powerless against them. I need help. Mr. Pig...Is that you? How did you get out of your pen? You want to help? How can you help? Okay, I'll turn on the porch lights for you. You guys, what are you all doing out of your pen? And How did you get so big? You want to help? Even if you could help, the studio is a hundred miles away and I don't know how to drive and cannot take you all on a plane with me. Oh my goodness, you guys. Where did you get that carrage and the harnesses? You want to take me to the studio and help take down the evil that is Are you Smarter than A Fifth Grader? Alright then. It's settled. Get into your harnesses. We are going down to that studio and we are going to end this once and for all. Thank you all so much. Now let's go!
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Jeffexcoln 06:58
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Alright guys. Im going to need you all to be quiet while I go in and scope the place out. If I get into trouble, just listen for my whistles and shocks and when you hear them, come busting in. Alright, here I go. Wish me luck. There doesnt seem to be anybody here. Where is everybody? What is that? Who is there? J- Hello, Dee. D- Jeff, it that you? What are you doing here all alone? J- I've been waiting for you, Dee. D- Waiting for me? Why have you been waiting for me? J- Because I knew you would come back. I knew you would eventually come to try to free the children. D- You know about the children, Jeff? Then you need to help me free the children. Those strange men have been doing horrible things to them. You've got to help. Please... J- I know what they've been doing. D- You do? J- Yes, Dee. I've known all along. D- Then why didn't you do anything to help them? J- Help them for what reason? D- They're being tortured down there. Have you not noticed what they did to us in there? What are those strange me doing down there? J- I know what the'yre doing. I've always known. D- If you've known, then why didn't you do anything? J- I didn't do anything because I am in on it. D- In on it? You're in on children being tortured for absolutely no reason? Why? WHY, Jeff? J- Why, you ask? It is much bigger than you even know. This is just a small piece of what us to come. An experiment. D- What are you talking about? You're not making any sense. I know why you are doing this. To improve ratings for the show. I'm not stupid. J- Stupid isn't the word I would use to describe you, Dee. The word I would use is... naive. Naive to think that there isn't more to what's been going on here. If you really knew, you wouldn't have come here alone like you did. You think this is for some stupid show? Open the doors. J- Do you know who they are? DO you, Dee? D- Those are the tormentors who make this place a living hell. J- You are correct, but do you know the official names they go by? D- No..... J- They are the Colns. All of them. Colns. Followers of our mighty savior, Beyuksin. Sent here to take over the world with his magical seed. To make this world a better place. Spencer- DEE!!! You have to leave!!! They are going to kill you!! Save yourself!! J-Silence, Spencer. Or you';l end up like Marki! D- Who is Marki? J- Marki was a one of the classmates, who when given the oppurtunity to help Cher advance to the 300,000 dollar question, embarrassed herself, all of us, and most importantly, Cher, on live television. D- What did you do to her? J- Why waste my time telling her, when I can just show you? C1-is she secured in the electric chair? C2- she is secured. Time to engage with your punishment, Marki. Marki- HELP!!!! HELP ME!!! I'M SORRY!!!! C1- Save it, Marki. What's done is done. M- The capital of Britain is London. The capital of Britain is London. The capital of Britain is London. C1- If you had just said the correct answer on TV, you wouldn't be in this situation. You just had to be funny and say the capital of Britain was Georgia on live television and now you're going to play. C2- Any last words, Marki? M- The capital of Great Britain is London. The capital of Great Britain is London. The capital of Great Britain is London. The capital of Great Britain is London! C1- Pull the switch! D- You bastards. How could you? J- Why do you say "how could you". You should be saying "how could we". D- What do you mean, "We". J- You think you're free of responsibility from all of this? What about Lauren, Dee? You killed her in front of hundreds of people. You did that. Not us. D- You guys made me do it! You did something to me that made me commit that horrible crime. That stuff you guys are all drinking.....It's controlling you. You need to stop. J- There is much worse in this world than a little girl dying, Dee. We had to do it. Now come here with us and we can help you. D- I AM NOT COMING WITH YOU. I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU GUYS DOWN AND FREE MY FRIENDS!! J- By yourself, Dee? I don't see that happening. Colns, get him. Coln- Yes, Jeffexcoln J- Wh-what is this? D- You thought I came here alone? Wrong! Get ready, my Swine Brigade. On my command, take them all out. Let's roll these Colns up into pigs in a blanket, blankets of pain!
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Dee's Revenge 04:40
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D- This is it, Jeff. You have nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Your time is up. Your Colns stood no chance against my Swine Brigade. J- You think you can hurt me, Dee? No amount of pigs can take me out when I have this! D- What is that vial you have? J- This, Dee, is what will ultimately bring the world into the rule of our savior Beyuksin. This seed of Beyuksin, and all of its powers will aid me in my inevitable victory. D- Alright, Jeff. Let me show you MY real powers. J- You think that electric shock can compare to the power of Beyuksin's semen? Watch how easily I can send that shock right back into you. D-AAHHHHH J- You are no match for me and this semen. I admire your virtue and resolve, but it will be I that stands victorious. Now, have a taste of your own medicine. D- AHHHHH HELP ME PIGS!!!! HELP ME!!!! AHHHHH D- THAT'S IT, PIGS!! HELP ME PUSH THE SHOCK BACK INTO HIM!!! ON MY COUNT OF THREE!!!! PUSH WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!!!! ONE! TWO! THREEEEEE!!! J- NOOOO!!!!WHAT IS HAPPENING???!!! HOW ARE THEY OVERPOWERING ME!!!! D- NO AMOUNT OF SEMEN CAN OVERPOWER MY PIGS!!! WE ARE STRONGER THAN YOU AND WE WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!! NOW DIE JEFFEXCOLN!!!! PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID, AND DIEEEEE!!! D-We... did it? We did it! WE DID IT! Alright guys, let's get out of here. We can go to my farm and live in peace, away from all this madness and evilness. I know this is only the beginning. I have a long journey ahead of me, but anyone who stands in my way, as you did, will receive the same punishment. May you burn in hell, Jeffexcoln.
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Tabula Rasa 03:49
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Spencer- This is so great, Dee. I speak on behalf of all of the other children here when I say thank you for what you did. You are a hero to us all. D- I apreciate that, Spencer. I don't know how I would've been able to live with myself if I didn't do something. But I'm not done yet. S- What is left for you to do? D- I have someone I need to reach out to to give my apologies to. I'll be right back. D- There you are! I have a favor to ask of you. E- Hey. It's me Eddy No-Elbow-Room Smeddy. What can I do for you, Dee? D- I need you to deliver this letter to someone for me. The address is on the envelope. Can you do this for me? E- I am Eddy No-Elbow-Room Smeddy. I can deliver this letter for you but what I cannot do is give you elbow room because I am Eddy No-Elbow-Room Smeddy. D- That's okay. I don't need any elbow room. I just need you to deliver this letter. I appreciate you doing this for me, Eddy. Thank you. S- Who was that? D- That was my friend, Eddy No-Elbow-Room Smeddy. I asked him to deliver a letter for me. S- A letter to who? D- It was a letter to the family of an old friend, someone that paid the ultimate price for my lack of strength. Dear Family of Lauren, I am writing to give my apologies to you all for what I did. I cannot explain the events that transpired between your daughter and I three years ago in writing. All I can say is that I am sorry. I am sure these past three years have been tough on you. They've been tough on me. They've been tough on all of us and I know I am the sole cause. I just want you to know I am sorry for what I did to your daugher, and that I am here for you. I hope that in time you will be able to forgive me, as I hope that one day I have the time to fully explain in detail what went on down in the Pit. At this point in time, I can assure you that what happened to Lauren will never happen to another child again. Lauren may not be with us anymore, but she is in our spirits. She is what is driving me to do what is right. I will ultimately put an end to the evil that took your daughter. Everything that I do from here on out, will be for her. Stay strong. Keep on fighting. I hope that you write back so that we can meet and I can explain what truly happened that day. Yours Truly, Dee

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released September 3, 2018

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